Who I Am

Some thoughts to kick around:

• It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

• Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

• Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

• Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

• Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

• The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

• Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

and finally...

• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?