Thoughts To Ponder

Some thoughts to kick around:

  • It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

  • Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

  • Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

  • Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

  • Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

  • The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

  • Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

and finally...

  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


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